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Things Bat-dad has done tonight:
Watched his “stories” Yelled at 3 different past/present Robins Threatened all of them with death at least once Missed “Guiding Light” At some point in the past has been on the Maury show. Goodnight.
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Mountain Jeb: The Theme Park and Children's Books
Panzer Magier: about Jeb singing at our wedding
Panzer Magier: or really it would be grumbling
Panzer Magier: warbling?
Panzer Magier: he sings like a mountain lion
Weixian: you guys this is genius
Panzer Magier: I think I should write children's books
Panzer Magier: "The Manly Tales of Mountain Jeb"
Panzer Magier: with the subtitle
PuzzlingEnygma: They would be the manliest childrens books ever
Panzer Magier: "And Other Stories of Masculine Beardiness"
Panzer Magier: I should be getting paid for this
PuzzlingEnygma: Kids just want to hike and shit after reading it
Panzer Magier: this is balls
Panzer Magier: Camps everywhere would benefit from this
Panzer Magier: what the fuck man
Panzer Magier: I could be banking
PuzzlingEnygma: There would be a Mountain Jeb forest theme park
Weixian: thank you for that wonderful gift, guys
Panzer Magier: Yes.
Weixian: i was laughing so much
Panzer Magier: Yes there would be
Panzer Magier: Jebville
PuzzlingEnygma: you're welcome bby~
Weixian: and i am all in support of jebville
Panzer Magier: Jebtowne?
Panzer Magier: Jebbyland
Panzer Magier: Jebworld
Panzer Magier: Mount Jebbyland
Panzer Magier: hmmm
Panzer Magier: LOL
Panzer Magier: all right that got me
Panzer Magier: we need something manly
Panzer Magier: MOUNTAIN JEB'S JAMBOREE
Panzer Magier: something like that
Weixian: YES YES YES
PuzzlingEnygma: i'm losing it
Panzer Magier: children could go and ride rides
Panzer Magier: like
Panzer Magier: the Wild Salmon Adventure
Panzer Magier: where they would start on a little fish-shaped canoe
Panzer Magier: and travel up up up a slope
Panzer Magier: and into a cave
Panzer Magier: and inside the cave would be grizzly bears and wolves
Panzer Magier: battling to the death
Panzer Magier: and they would emerge from the cave
Panzer Magier: covered in the blood of the loser
Panzer Magier: only the mouth of the cave would be in the form of a gaping wound in Jeb's side
PuzzlingEnygma: and i'm back to horror movie laughing
Panzer Magier: and they would plummet down a waterfall
Panzer Magier: which would clean them off at the bottom
Panzer Magier: and then they would exit through a gift shop where they could purchase various pelts and bones and other manly parephernalia
Weixian: my childhood was so empty without this
Weixian: how did i survive??
Panzer Magier: I don't know.
Panzer Magier: I do not know
Panzer Magier: this new generation sure needed this when they were children though
Panzer Magier: we wouldn't have any of these darn hippies
Panzer Magier: or hipster kids
Panzer Magier: or starbucks
Panzer Magier: it would just be Bucks
Panzer Magier: and deer would serve you coffee on their horns
Panzer Magier: but only if you could manage to grab it from them
Weixian: WHO NEEDS A LITERARY REFERENCE
Weixian: WILD DEER
Panzer Magier: and it would be made of tobacco and mud and wolf blood
PuzzlingEnygma: I honestly want to know where these are coming from.....
PuzzlingEnygma: because these are amazing
Panzer Magier: If I knew I would let you know
Weixian: sooo amazing
Panzer Magier: :I
Panzer Magier: wait
Panzer Magier: I do know
Panzer Magier: I TOLD YOU THE STORY
PuzzlingEnygma: Your egg?
Panzer Magier: IT'S AFTER 5 AM
Weixian: I DID SEE THAT
Panzer Magier: YOU KNOW THE STORY
Panzer Magier: This theme park should happen though
Panzer Magier: It would rival Disney
Panzer Magier: you know those bears in the country bear jamboree?
Panzer Magier: everyone thinks they're created by disney
Panzer Magier: but actually
PuzzlingEnygma: Mountain Jeb?
Panzer Magier: they are the mutant children that came of the union between Mountain Jeb and the first tractor ever built
Weixian: WOW TMI THERE
Weixian: DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
Panzer Magier: Jeb was so moved by the beauty of that machine
Weixian: this is worse than the time i found out where sleipnir came from
Panzer Magier: ROFL
Panzer Magier: LOKI'S LADYHORSE VAG? Yeah
PuzzlingEnygma: WHAT HAPPENS IN JEB'S SHACK STAY IN JEB'S SHACK
Panzer Magier: I hear that place is terrifying
Panzer Magier: JEB DOES NOT LIVE IN A SHACK
Panzer Magier: AT LEAST
Panzer Magier: NOT BACK THEN
Panzer Magier: He lives in a mountain
PuzzlingEnygma: THAT'S WHERE HE PUT THE TRACTOR
Panzer Magier: that he hollowed out himself
Panzer Magier: from the bottom up
Panzer Magier: with his teeth
Weixian: that is really impressive
Panzer Magier: for Jeb it is nothing
Weixian: that is also impressive
Panzer Magier: The mountain inside is rumored to be so vast that within it
Panzer Magier: lives a tribe of giant natives that stand 9 feet tall
Panzer Magier: and they are where our sasquatch legends come from
Panzer Magier: Legend has it that in the spring when they shed their winter hair, it's used to craft Jeb's clothing
Panzer Magier: guys I'm starting to get really scared
Weixian: who crafts it?
Panzer Magier: that Jeb might actually exist
So I had this whol speil about how awesome...
And then tumblr deletes it. Thanks bro. :/