Two Birds, One Soap: Archive

I'm sitting here, trying to finish packing for...

It’s supposed to get to 96 degrees today, excluding humidity, so we’re trying to leave as fast as possible.

Jun 30th

It's almost noon over there. O-O

Matti, y u no awake yet? This whole, not being able to sleep and having no one to talk to is making me want to beat my noggin in.

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Reblog if you're a Browncoat

zell-dincht: saltwatersaint:

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

I just went to go draw a picture.

And then realized that my pencil bag is still missing. This. This really sucks.

Jun 29th

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Are there any Homestuckers here that are going to...

I would love to meet you! I’ll be walking around as Aradiabot at least on Friday, so feel free to stop me and say hi! (You actually will have to stop me since I can’t really see…) But if you’d like to meet up, feel free to add me on Skype or MSN! Info is in the “About Me” section of my tumblarg.

Jun 29th

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phiremangston asked: I can do that! I may bring some jelly for meeeeeeeee.

Jun 29th

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intoxicating-rain replied to your post: Wow. Um. That’s the first fic in a loooooooooong time that’s actually made me cry. link? “Alone on the Water” -BBC!Sherlock, Sherlock/John

Jun 29th

Wow. Um. That's the first fic in a loooooooooong...

This’ll be awkward to explain to my friends who just woke up. XD

Jun 29th

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you...

nekowafers: liesles: natdragon: time-on-my-side: poshley-heights: leaving in like ten seconds but inb4 eridan or vriska i have never wanted an ask so much ^^^^^ YES PLEASE. ib4furry guys guys do it

Jun 29th

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Jun 28th

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So Sarah Palin is in my hometown today... →

Jun 28th

It is now about 5:30am

Eriderp’s wefts are about halfway in. Looks like it might be another late night tomorrow/today. His wig is really the only huge thing left for me to do, besides style Karkat’s wig. But we’re not cutting it, so yaaaaay. I repainted my friends’ troll shirts last night too. They’re looking so much better, it’s amazing. I’ve also got to get Aradia’s...

Jun 28th

schim: cynicalpie replied to your post: cynicalpie replied to your post: It’s funny how… *hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs* Just take all of ‘em Jesse. How can I hold all of these hugs? I don’t have enough arms for all of these hugs. It’s okay, you don’t have to use them all up at once and...

Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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It is 1 AM and I am sewing wefts into a wig

This Eridan wig had better turn out fucking gorgeous. BI

Jun 28th

So from October, "Fuck this, I'm going to...

Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Nice info about me:

Me on a normal day, talking to acquaintances- “Hi there! How are you? Have you had a good day? I’m so excited for this to happen, blahdy blahdy blah.” Me at 11pm, hanging out with friends and cutting apart a crap wig- “WIG YOU ARE DRUNK! FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOT MESS LOOKS AND YOUR HO-BAG ATTITUDE! WIG LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES!” It’s now almost 1am...

Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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makatalbarn asked: WAAAIT WOAH
do you go to Detour?!
:'o

(you can just answer in my ask if you want lol)

Jun 23rd

a-wang: steppingonroses replied to your post: I love jazz Do you know what the name of that song is? The audio post with the image of Alfred? I love that song ouo No idea, sorry D: It’s “Sing Sing Sing” by Benny Goodman. :)

Jun 22nd

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A day in the life of Unistuck Gamzee.

unistuck: I got me a fuckin box of kittens like it’s a fuckin box of fluffy dreams. But this ain’t no Oliver, man. These kittens ain’t getting fuckin swept away by nothing but fuckin hugs and loving homes. Saw my sassy brother with his little man in a basket. Shit. That’s cute as all fuckin hell. Little brother had a fuckin tiny ass collar like he was the fuckin prince of kitten castle. That...

Jun 22nd

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Jun 22nd

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Jun 22nd

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Jun 22nd

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Jun 21st

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Jun 21st

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I'm leaving in 3 1/2 hours to go to Minnesota for...

I am so fucking tired. Fuuuuuuuuck. Also, I don’t know when I’ll be able to get on the interwebs and all that jazz, so I’ll talk to most of you soon? Got me a cosplay to finish and a convention to go to in the meantime. TALK TO YAH SOON MAI BABYCAKES!

Jun 20th

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Jun 20th

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Jun 20th

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mattisethnaide: I Live on the Internet: Girls who complain about being lonely searching4glamour: special-k-art: sexisbeautiful: sugarbutch: anvilchandelier: Here’s a list of things you can do to make yourself available and not look like a total idiot to men: Take out your ridiculous facial piercings, no guy wants to show off a beautiful girl who has a bull ring in your… wait...

Jun 19th

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A day in the life of Unistuck Gamzee.

unistuck: Just me and dad all morning. I brought my sitar, played some new stuff I’ve been knocking around. The groundskeeper is one wicked nice man. He wished me a Happy Father’s day, and I was like right back atcha my brother. His kids are in college too. I bet he and dad would’ve been mad tight friends. All talking about stuff old guys do, like fishing and why the hell the kids don’t have no...

Jun 19th

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Jun 19th

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Huh. I should paint my nails. *stares at them for...

Cyn get off Tumblr and go to bed, you’re embarrassing yourself.

Jun 19th

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Watch

Derped around after trying on my Aradiabot shirt. That lovely heavy breathing is what is going to accompany my presence everywhere I go at CONvergence.

Jun 19th

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