asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: EGYPT

Perhaps the most ancient school still in operation, the Egyptian School for Young Sorcerers is a grand palace disguised to muggle eyes as an insurmountable sand dune that no one has ever had the audacity to climb. In the heart of the palace is a spacious courtyard with a kaleidoscope of blossoming flowers, meandering cats oblivious to their surroundings, and pools of glimmering aquamarine, filled with a continual supply of water drawn through underground tunnels from the Nile, for leisure use on days when the heat is unbearable. The school boasts a vast chamber of books and scrolls (a number of which was salvaged from the library of Alexandria) , some dating back to the age of Hatshepsut. Students can often be found draped lazily over chairs and large cushions reading for hours on end. According to rumoured legend, there is a concealed room with hieroglyphics holding spells to prolonging life and communing with the gods, although its discovery remains unachievable as (unbeknownst to students) its location changes every day, and those who have had the luck of stumbling upon it by accident often find themselves with a sudden academic dilemma in great need of immediate resolution (although they never seem to remember what it was that sent them stumbling through their professor’s doors). 
34 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 2,162 notes

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: EGYPT

Perhaps the most ancient school still in operation, the Egyptian School for Young Sorcerers is a grand palace disguised to muggle eyes as an insurmountable sand dune that no one has ever had the audacity to climb. In the heart of the palace is a spacious courtyard with a kaleidoscope of blossoming flowers, meandering cats oblivious to their surroundings, and pools of glimmering aquamarine, filled with a continual supply of water drawn through underground tunnels from the Nile, for leisure use on days when the heat is unbearable. The school boasts a vast chamber of books and scrolls (a number of which was salvaged from the library of Alexandria) , some dating back to the age of Hatshepsut. Students can often be found draped lazily over chairs and large cushions reading for hours on end. According to rumoured legend, there is a concealed room with hieroglyphics holding spells to prolonging life and communing with the gods, although its discovery remains unachievable as (unbeknownst to students) its location changes every day, and those who have had the luck of stumbling upon it by accident often find themselves with a sudden academic dilemma in great need of immediate resolution (although they never seem to remember what it was that sent them stumbling through their professor’s doors). 
35 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 2,162 notes
what sort of phone did you get?


I got a Galaxy S4 Mini

:D

11 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 0 notes
Dear world, please look at the princess shoes I got today.

Dear world, please look at the princess shoes I got today.

11 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 5 notes

Coworker posts on facebook about how she’s against raising the minimum wage

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13 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 1 note

aiulbones:

Season 3 didn’t go so well, Sam.  Just saying.

The past month has been bleh, but hopefully I’ll be drawing more quality comics like this one in the near future.

14 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 28,195 notes

Someone give me a Sailor Mercury case for my new phone……

17 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

someoneudontknow5:

Silver doesn’t even exist in Minecraft gosh Geoff

17 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 3,334 notes

jesterpissboots replied to your photo:RvB: The Alcoholic edition

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COME TO VISIT I GIVE YOU BOOZE

17 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
RvB: The Alcoholic edition

RvB: The Alcoholic edition

17 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 5 notes
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